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Imagine you’re shopping, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, you then realise you don’t have yours. Your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you, you can’t queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown you can dodge the lass in front then buy the clothes at the desk. OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND | |
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LOL | |
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I wouldnt go shopping unless i have my wallet i check before i leave home and before i get to any shop as well | |
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Site Owner Posts: 828 |
I have read this now about 50 times and still can't get it? Am I being thick or what! | |
--"Let No Lock Bar Your Way"
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Member Posts: 80 |
Hi Jay, It is a joke to explain the offside rule in terms that a woman may understand, I think Nick misunderstood it as well. | |
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Site Owner Posts: 828 |
Got you now, cheers Keith. Did'n't get it as I don't watch footie but may make an exception for the world cup. | |
--"Let No Lock Bar Your Way"
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Member Posts: 80 |
Glad to be of assistance Jay... Come on England! | |
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very good, lol | |
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Sorry men but I dont carry a purse or a man bag but whatever you use is your choice in this day and age Come on England | |
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I've been sent this joke loads of times, and read it on Sickipedia, but I still dont understand the offside rule! Roll on 12th July.. No footy on telly! But if, and only if, England get to the final, I might be tempted to watch the penalties!! LOL | |
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Don't tempt fate Shax, "when" not "if" we get to the final i don't think the nations nerves could stand another penalty shootout. I'me betting on a 3-2 England win against the Brazilians in the final... We can dream cant we? | |
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still don't get it..all I have to look forward to is drunks in the street:D | |
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Member Posts: 152 |
Got the same joke at 01.35 this morning of a medic mate of mine not funny when your sleeping.Some mate LOL | |
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